GOODBYE, 2023… HELLO 2024!
As the year 2023 draws its last breaths, I stand atop the triumphs and trials of VALHALLA HAIR, a realm where dreadlocks transform into epic tales. The journey from humble beginnings to a thriving saga has been nothing short of exhilarating, and I extend my deepest gratitude to the 45 valiant souls who have entrusted their locs to my care the past 8 months.
2024 looms on the horizon, and with it, the promise of even greater feats! Behold, as I unveil the runes etched into the scroll of my ambitions…
CURLY DREADS
From the forge of creativity emerges a bold saga – the birth of Viking-inspired Curly Dreadlocks,
a tapestry woven with curls, strength, and the whispering spirits of Norse goddesses!
THE TALE OF “VALHALLA HAIR
In the land of Gwandalan, on the border of the Central Coast and Lake Macquarie, a family of six reside in a small A-Frame house, a structure from the bygone era of the 1960s reminiscent of the Viking log cabins of old.
INTRODUCING “LAGERTHA LOKKS” - YOUR INNER SHIELDMAIDEN AWAITS…
Beautifully badass accent pieces to compliment your viking dreads!
CONQUER HYGEINE BATTLES WITH CLEAN DREADLOCKS
In the epic saga of life, our dreadlocks often bear witness to battles fierce and relentless. Sweeping us into their embrace, they absorb the grit of our daily conquests - sweat, dirt, oils, dandruff, and even the blood of our enemies.
Unlike those dirty warriors of old, we ourselves must master the art of cleanliness and wield our hygiene as a mighty weapon.
“LOKKMESS” - A UNIQUE DREADLOCK TIGHTENING SPRAY
The Weirdsistas Nazy & Bonn are the mighty creators of “LokkUp”- a highly reverred dreadlock accelerator which has been taking the world by storm for the past decade. They have just created a new elixir that shall grant you the power to conquer unruly lokks - LOKKMESS. Designed with your precious dreadlocks in mind, this elixir is nothing short of a modern-day saga.
